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Name: Noah
Country: United Kingdom
Birthday: 3/26/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Being super-cool!
Expertise: Bossing people around, deriding people, laughing at people, making people feel bad about themselves, annoying people, criticising people, and worshiping myself.
Occupation: Government
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Member Since:
12/8/2003
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| "I need to vet [pictures] before they go on Facebook; you know hard it is to be a public figure." - Su Ching Teh
"Can you at least note that that was said in irony? Americans just don't understand these things." -Su Ching Teh
"Jews are trying to be like the Armenians! Who do you think got genocided first?" -Daniel Nichanian
"If Knut were as cute as Noah's shoes, he surely would have been clubbed." -Kyle Mathews
"I don't have sex; I'm not a Cosmo girl!" -Erin Frey
Boy 1: My penis is five inches long!
Boy 2: Mine is eight inches long!
Boy 1: I'm sorry I'm not an adequate employer.
Alyssa Bernstein: You have terrible taste in women.
Jack O'Connor: Unless they have squinty eyes, I look right past them.
"Tonight / is the night / when two become one / beef and Michael." --Michael Friedman, at first seder
"I just love God more than you, so I don't eat apricots." --Liz Broomfield, explaining the "true" meaning of Kosher for Passover.
"D.Y.H.A.C.?" - Eisbär
"Did Jews just cut off parts of their bodies until they found out that they didn't need their foreskins?" - Janet Xu
Andrew Ree: "I'm not that drunk!"
Dara Rind: "Bear in mind that you just skipped at us in the middle of the street and then said, 'I'm just kidding!'"
"I will have sex with you! I will take the Eucharist afterwards; it's okay!" -Andrew Ree
Me: "I'm kicking you out at 3."
Andrew Ree: "I'll kick you before 3 and then leave."
"What I had tried to say through Facebook messaging, which is like trying to speak to a dolphin through the ocean in sign language..." -Pomeranz
Alex Soble: Let's tell sketchy procedural motion stories!
2156 - The Year of Our Goddess
For the first time since the Femme Revolution, women are in danger. Male insurgents have taken women hostage in Australia. President of the United World, Beck Shine, must fight for her beliefs and her presidency. Beck's mother convinces her that nano-probe technology will give her the strength she needs. Her husband and her mistress vie for her allegiance, while the nano-probes battle for control of Beck's mind, body and soul. What's a woman president to do?" - Description of the play "The President and Her Mistress, presented by the Abingdon Theatre Company
"Let your wild side loose with Schindler's List." -Alyssa Bernstein, during Apples to Apples
Me: I don't want to buy a house from an ugly real estate agent.
Janet Xu: It's so true though!
Me: Um...Janet, I was kidding.
"It's called the Commie-Box!" - Matt Klein, on Macs.
Geoff Shaw: That's like the pot calling the kettle black.
Nicola Karras: No, that's like the pot calling the kettle a Christ-killer.
"Gaul is divided into three parts. For a trichotomy?" - Dan Rice
"I should do a related rates problem to find out how fast my ass is expanding!" - Geoff Shaw
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| It's been a while, but I should share with you my sleep schedule for the last week:
Thursday Night slept from 3:30 to 5 because of IP New York Trip
Friday Night slept from 1:30 to 12:30 because of IP New York Trip Recovery
Saturday Night slept from 3:00 to 8:50 because of Guild Auditions
Sunday Night slept from 4:45 to 2:30 PM because of Guild Auditions Recovery
Monday Night slept from 4:15 to 10:45 because of ruined sleep schedule
Tuesday Night 5 AM and still awake because of 15-paper paper due at 11:30. Blargh.
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| You know you're up too late when you get the Xanga Subscription Digest before you go to sleep.
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| Rita, on the Junior Senator from CA:
"I signed up for this anti-global warming list, and then all of sudden I started getting emails from Barbara Boxer!"
Girl: (extending hands) Look! I get a pedicure!
Rita: That's not a pedicure; it's on your hands!
Girl: Yeah, it is! I did it myself!
Rita, on Asians:
"I asked Nicholas if he had yellow fever and he said, 'No, I'm not sick.'"
Adam Singerman is gay:
"At first I thought I only liked blond guys. Then I thought I had a thing for black guys. Then I thought that my type was Latinos. Then I realized my type was just Men."
Me: "Liz, I aspire to be you."
Liz: "You should, because I have cleavage. I get it from my grandmother."
Roger Low, on narcissism:
"Noah, I feel like there are so many aspects of me that you'd appreciate."
Eric Purington, with a great idea:
"I've got an idea for a party: we have midgets with sombreros serving chips with dip."
Joe Charlet, on ethnic abilities:
"Just because I'm half-black doesn't mean I can throw a basketball."
Janet Xu, on alcoholism:
"I'm an equal opportunity drinker."
Kyle Mathews, on the non-state:
"Spencer's from Connecticut; he's impervious to things like feelings."
Random guy, from window in Branford:
"OW! MY SOUL!"
Text message I sent to JJJ:
"Comf on the whndowshakaj with tiz and me"
Kyle: Can I have a fry?
Janet: Sure!
Kyle: This is why I love you.
Janet: My fries?
Kyle: No, your boobs.
Nicola Karras, on today's weather conditions:
"Noah, when you're around, it's always good weather for a rainbow."
Kyle Mathews, on the current situation:
"It's like a Potemkin BCC!"
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| I'm back at Yale.
It's interesting, but there's something about Xanga that just doesn't interest me anymore. I can't put my finger on it. I just have absolutely no compulsion to post here. Therefore, it shall be severely sporadic until the interest strikes me again.
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